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I was thinking that, too. I think it’s just Photochop’d. If you look at the picture full size, you can make out the ghost of the hood scoop. I still wouldn’t put it past an SRT-4 modder to make a vinyl out of a picture of the engine bay and do this. “It only looks good from this angle, bro. Like a Magic Eye.”

... Is that a picture of the engine bay on the hood? Fuck me, I’m done.

Flagito ergo sum?

I hate that sticker and the people who put stock in it. If it’s FWD, it is not a sports car. If it has four doors, it is not a sports car. If it has a (usable) back seat, it is not a sports car. It can be fast and handle like a champ, but it ain’t a sports car. And there’s nothing wrong with not being a sports car.

And a pederaster. But yeah, sure, cool Uncle Joe.

You’re not being Debby Downer. This kind of self-policing prevents state nannying.

Why not just coast in neutral and rev the engine a couple of times? Roll down the windows, wave to the kids and just fuckin’ rip the shit out of that engine. After everyone is sufficiently deaf, proceed to drive normally.

I want more. Whoever owns that Beetle needs to let somebody make a legit video with it. Give it to Ken Block or Robby Gordon on a closed course and thrash the fuck out of it. That would be a hoot and a half.

I fucking knew it.

If Trump doesn’t want Mexicans illegally entering the US, he should support investment in Mexico. The better the socioeconomic conditions are south of the border, the less incentive poor Mexicans have to come to the US because an improved job market means they’re more likely to find gainful employment at home. In…

My nipples are so hard they could cut diamonds.

Right on, glad to know you were going for effect and recognize your oversimplification. Honestly, I’ve been nursing a killer hangover for most of the day and I’m not really in the mood to discuss this further, but writing that post has really helped me understand my own position on the issue, so thank you for writing…

While I’m outraged at the actions taken by Western countries (especially my own) that created and exacerbated the situation in Syria and other countries that caused these people to leave home, your comment is incredibly naïve. If we were talking about an exodus of “just” 500,000 refugees in aggregate, a finite amount,…

To save time for the musicians out there, that’s an F#5.

Hear, hear! I hate how it’s considered a foregone conclusion that your data are bound for a 3rd party. Stupid EULAs.

Poor Toyota. I started crying when the 5 came to a stop. But fuck it, FFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOORD!

Honestly, all those cars look good in yellow.

Came for SRV, left satisfied.

Ha! I delivered so many newspapers to this album as a kid. You need to listen to something high energy when you’re sprinting from a Doberman with 40lbs. of newspapers slung around your back.