The most remarkable thing to me about the Mk4 Jetta (and all VWs of that time, we had a new 2000 GTI VR6) was that VW built a car with the appearance of quality without *actually building a quality car*. Really nice interior design, high quality feeling and looking soft touch plastics, switches, seats, finishes and…

Thank you and go fuck yourself.

The Schuylkill during rush hour ain’t bad — there’s barely any movement anyway. Just before or just after rush hour, OTOH, will certainly get your adrenaline pumping. There’s nothing like driving 75+ in between a tall jersey barrier and a rock wall and then suddenly coming to a complete stop after a blind turn.

Alternatively “Fucking 76" or “Jawn”.

nd since it’s PA, it gets another regional name- Schuylkill Expy Sure-kill Distressway.

“expect every other driver is a moron”

#2 shouldn’t even be on a list like this. it should be something that drivers ed beats into people..

I have a very different memory of your mom’s backseat.

The engine. The car’s platform is co-developed with BMW, but no one is clear what motor is under that hood

as you wish

If only Honda would take a page from 90s Honda....

If it wants to be an Enzo, being ugly would be a good first step.

Typical jalopnik

You’re lucky I didn’t eat lunch yet, otherwise I’m getting my engineers to invent something to punch you through the screens for reminding me of that.

No, this is Jalopnik’s rendering so they chose the wheels.

Hmmmm.... This reminds me of something. I just don’t.... Have I seen that somewhere before? Does it look like..... If only I could remember!

Tavarish already has this loaded up on a u-haul tow dolly behind his Mercedes.

Trust me, there’s no template designed for something this dumb.

Wow. That was a terrible post. A bit of a stretch connecting this to the Wizard of Oz. Did you lose the football bet at the office and have to use a really bad article template or something?!?!

idk, I used to commute in Dayton, Ohio. At least the Chinese army tried to swerve out of the way of the guy blocking the street. In 75 in Dayton, good luck.