Of Course. Bottle of champagne across the bow. Didn’t even make a dent.

Did they christen these land yachts before they left the dealerships back then?

No that was good. It was the first intelligent response I’ve seen to my first comment. I was obviously oversimplifying to prove a point (and it got the attention I was going for), but it is a statement of fact. People that don’t have a reason to commit a crime, largely don’t commit crimes. Obviously the solution is to…

Next update to Euro Truck Simulator...

And people wonder why Britain and the United States don’t want these refugees.

It’s really got me all...

That sounds like a really

Wait tips@jalopnik is for actual story tips, I’ve been sending in photos of a different kind of tip there. Boy do I feel stupid now.

“We really feel that Pittsburgh is the double black diamond of driving,”

Hey, Pittsburgh people: if any of you steal one of these Ubers, email us and tell us what it’s like at tips@jalopnik.com.

What's Hillary Clinton's favorite pizza?? Little Seizures

Some

How come these two rich senior citizens aren’t just retiring and enjoying themselves in southern Florida instead ?

A performance Corrolla is like a law abiding thief. So basically our Govt. And we all know how they’re doing..

It is - just don’t ask where the gear stick goes

You mean “say goodbye to your behymen”. It’s technical term for butthole cherry.

I mean... I can't be the only one thinking what I'm thinking, right?

Seriously? Get out of here. Criticism of a country that is not the US is not racism. Is it news to you that many suspect products are produced in China with quality issues?

Engineer: “Tim, what is the plan on the new phone?”

Cook: “Lose the jack, ain’t no going back. We got little to lose and much to gain because in my brain is a capitalist migraine. If upgrading the accessory becomes necessary then we see double green... shipping cash to Ireland know what I mean?”