The lights blue shift at speed.

"Leno" is Latin for pimp, just sayin'.

Pitsburgh.

I'd buy one just to put a Honda in the garage.

Seriously. With a bench seat and a necker knob, that wouldn't be a meat wagon.

Same thing tends to happen when people applaud for long periods of time.

Oh man, this is awesome. My '90 Ranger is having idle and starting issues, so I've been reading everything I can about fuel injection systems. This was really helpful, thanks.

That's right, it's all from one piece of wood hand-selected by some Italian wood-elf on his deathbed or something. Doctors suggest placing your unclothed groin in contact with it to prevent prostate cancer, I believe.

Because racecar.

Hit the "extra mayo" button on the touch screen at Wawa.

My old 2003 Jetta had cup holders like your old Subie. They block the CD slot so you can't change discs and hold a cup at the same time. Well one night, with the cup holders out, I must have accidentally hit the eject button while a CD was in the player. The button must have been stuck or something because as soon as…

Bullshit, phils2008 has a point. I try to have a good sense of humor, but the joke was played out when I was 5. I'm 26 now. It's lazy writing and a pointless non-sequitor in what is otherwise an interesting (if not unfocused) article. Shit, even the old meme that "Phillies fans wait outside Philadelphia International…

Yeah, now we puke on little girls!

Just the tip?

I live across the street from where I work.