Enough with the glorification of this night. I had to grow up hearing dozens of doughy South Side Irish mooks claiming they were there like it was the fall of Saigon.

Lupica’s got some nerve ragging on Durant for joining the Warriors while simultaneously wearing Steph Curry’s sneakers.

No and you are not the best team in the league

This is easily the most coherent thing you’ve ever written on purpose.

Joe Lacob had a team of Silicon Valley programmers create a secret algorithm that determined “Adding Kevin Durant is good.” Will the disruption ever end?

No, there is an additional reason aside from jealousy to not like this move. That reason is entertainment. You know, the whole reason we watch sports. Do you like to know the endings to movies before you even start watching them? This season is going to be boring as hell. I have no desire to watch a team roll through…

That no superstar would willingly go to OKC? Not at all. You just decided to assume I meant Westbrook wasn’t a superstar which he obviously is but he was drafted which isn’t the same as one coming via free agency.

What challenge? Animals have no armor nor any weapons to fight back with. There is no danger to the hunter. It’s a guaranteed win. Unless your hunting with an idiot.

The good thing about knowing Willis is a ghost is that you can look for the subtle hints that he is one when you’re not suppose to know.

I hope GSW goes 80–2 in the regular season, but then loses to Cleveland in the finals.

I for one am very excited to see a full season of a completely unhinged Russell doing his best imitation of Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

I mean, what you really probably need is a truck, but when your neighbor offers to sell you his 2005 Porche 911 with 30,000 miles on it for $5000, that is what you buy.

Good for Golden State. I always figured they were one piece away from being a contender.

He’s taking his talents...to North Beach!

Clue style.

Totally, dude

One way to make all Bruce Willis movies more enjoyable is to never watch an interview with him.

Well that’s going to be good for basketball, in the same way that knowing Bruce Willis is actually dead makes watching the Sixth Sense more enjoyable.

On that note, why would you want such an obviously impractical knife? It is not even good for killing since the blade design is over complicated, heavy looking, and looks like it would get stuck between someone's ribs. It's only redeeming value are its looks, if you don't think about it too hard.

No, I'm pretty sure if I were camping in an area where it would warrant such a thing, I'd be packing a pistol in the least.