You don't want your starting QB to win the Super Bowl? I mean, it's not like a preseason game, or meaningless late season football. Cam may never get there again.
Stephen Dowling Botts
stephendowlingbotts
Well, with the caveat that we can never be 100% sure a virtual stranger is a "good" person, you are dead, dead wrong. See if you can dig up the clip of him on ITNFL talking in an incredibly frank way about his struggles with being bipolar, and his searing self-assessments. Rare not just in sport, but in life.
Well redacted, sir.
Evidence that this sort of moderation is better than, for example, cold turkey.
Is there any evidence supporting any of these tips?
Like... basketball?
You are a very good, funny, unfussy writer. You’re where you should be.
That was a classy response, probably classier than I could have mustered as a Jet fan. That said, if we had met you this afternoon and won, would you feel the same? (winky emoticon)
Incorrect.
Correct.
The right to drive your car is, in fact, not a right, but a privilege.
Funny, I almost bought it til I saw your handle.
IT WAS EARTH THE WHOLE TIME?!?!?!
Of all the DS writers past and present, I would guess Drew would be most likely to be the chattiest Cathy in the comments section, the most responsive. And yet, he’s generally as talkative as an intubated Bill Belichick. Why? Did we do something to offend him? Too many gifs from Chopped?
Hm. That’s well-argued, but I don’t think the rape AS tacks on at the end is the heart of the joke. It seems... tacked on, you might say. And ye, no doubt there are countless riffs on the 72 virgins, but the 72 virgins is an actual belief that actually exists, and is widely known. You wouldn’t end a joke with “And...…
Fair enough, but that just makes them both thieves, no?
Interesting. Does that predate both bits? Also, FWIW, that just means they both stole...
This is theft. What really gives it away is adding the going outside and tapping the window part. Because you don't need it, the joke still works if you just walk around to the front, or crawl on the floor and pop up.