I wonder if he has to close his eyes and stab at a “random” number chart to figure out where on Wall Street he’s going to walk to next? #deepcuts

Easier to go to your local rental place and get a wood chipper. Plus a person can do their yearly Fargo reenactment right that way.

Sweet! Now I can finally put my Senran Kagura Estival Versus skills to the test!

I guess a lynx isn’t considered a large cat? Because this one is sure purring.

If he’s a laptop, he’s a eeePC.

He has to try extra hard because his dad used to be married to Kitty Dukakis and he’s worried that people might mistake him for being a Democrat or having a soul.

I would guess the guy that killed George Tiller did something close to exactly that. You talk about an unsung hero. It takes no small amount of courage to be the only abortion doctor in Wichita, KS. But crazy fucks killed him, because Jesus.

I sincerely hope that the poor fuckers that have to do content screening for Facebook have great mental health benefits. Because if I had to watch and block someone’s goddamned suicide day after day, I’d probably end up contributing to their content streaming problem. Holy fuck that would be soul crushing.

With a last name like Jafari, I think it’s kind of funny that he thinks he’s white.

More likely someone pulled a Half Baked and said “Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool. I’m out.”

Can we get our terms right here and call it a hypothesis? And not even a great one, considering the fact that there’s no viable way to test this and won’t be for a good damned long time.

I am so waiting for Ajit Pai to get doxxed. That shit is begging to happen.

No shame in that. Google Hangouts is what allows me to use my cellphone as a cellphone in the coverage dead zone that my apartment is in.

Read up on the history of Citadel BBSes (and Dave’s Own version of Citadel, also known as DOC BBSes). Instant messaging has been around way longer than Google. The first time I got online was 1992.

I’m not sure I’d totally agree with that. I found T9 predictive typing to be a hell of a lot faster than the fat finger poking that I do with my phone to type stuff now. It was pretty speedy once you got used to it. Hell, if there was a decent way to translate T9 to a smartphone, I would dump the stupid QWERTY…

Pornhub accounts: Opinions are like assholes, but you’ll never get to see an opinion quite this up close.

So what was your reaction to Marcus Holloway as a main character? Does he pass muster? Does he help the cause? Watchdogs 2 puts the young disenchanted black man into a video game role that hasn’t really been seen in before. But is it enough of a step in the right direction?

I didn’t know it. Not all of us have our fingers on the pulse of show production and distribution.

That’s what you get for hiring DedSec to code for you.

I’ll stick to opening my beer bottles with a lighter, thanks.