The author of Maus would like to have a word with you about that. As would Alan Moore.

Trump’s administration is nightmare fuel. You can insert pretty much any choice he’s made so far in any department for this headline.

Yeah, if you can get a signal. I’ve had multiple digital antenna here and what do I get? Pixellated bullshit. Maybe it’s a Michigan thing though. Lord knows they can’t get drinking water right around here.

Intelligence agencies use speech pattern recognition software. If you write like a moron, it kind of kills the pattern recognition. Sort of like writing a ransom note left handed.

That would imply the man has an ounce of humility. He’s about as humble as a damned peacock.

Oh, so now the right gives a crap about the environment? That seems pretty damned convenient. And yeah, they may need subsidies to be built, but you know what renewable energy does? Pays for itself. The wind isn’t going to stop blowing anytime soon.

LOL at Trump University being a legitimate business venture.

So instead of doing this passive-aggressive crap, why don’t you actively seek out a dialogue with the guy? You have a high-visibility position at a tech blog, have a position that you’ve spent some time thinking about, and instead of going to the source of your consternation, you whinge and moan about a man in exile…

Gen. David Goldfein said, “[When] I hear about F-35 vs. J-20, it’s almost an irrelevant comparison.”

Translation: I have stock in the company that makes the F-35, and even though it’s a flying turd, I realize my statements will affect stock prices and I don’t want to screw up my dividend check.

These are the idiots in question.

If I ever start speaking the language of the app economy, I hope someone gives me the Old Yeller treatment.

That’s what the haptic feedback is supposed to take care of. Granted, whether it does that or not is another question. Hopefully Gizmodo will be around long enough to review the thing once it goes to market.

I enjoy the random radio aspect of Pandora. I get exposed to new artists that I’ve never heard of before, and that wouldn’t happen with Spotify (unless I was using Spotify Radio, and at that point, why not use Pandora?).

From their website: “A female-led team of engineers from robotics firm Colmac Robotics in Dublin, Ireland, designed the robotics that brings finder.com’s concept to life, while renowned New York-based fashion designer Geova Rodriguez designed the bag’s exterior.”

Apparently these women all carry wallets or are all…

Just because something is classified doesn’t mean it should be classified. The NSA thrashing the 4th Amendment in this country is something that everyone suffers a little bit for, and as for those “innocent lives”, how many of them were black ops agents pulling shady bullshit overseas?

Who is more worthy of contempt?…

It’s probably just as cheap to buy the dumb thing.

I want to see if they manage to incorporate Daimon Hellstrom into the mix. That would be seriously cool.

Okay, so we spend 50 percent of our federal budget on military shit. That being the case, they can’t hire some linux coders to code them some custom distros that actually work? And why are we watching drone feeds one hardware that joe schmo can buy at the nearest Best Buy? I think the DOD might be the next in line for…

So what happens on Gizmodo when pretty much the entire comment gallery goes all Lebowski on you and say “Well, that’s like your opinion, man...”?