Going to the White House was once indeed considered a great honor.

done.

My god, he’s pushing a chicken on a hammock swing. What a life

Friend him: https://www.facebook.com/ron.karko

You change your team name every week?

Jesus are you in a 4 team league?

You should lose 200 points for such an abominable team name.

That’s pretty impressive. I still don’t care.

It should have been you, Zack Hample.

He didn’t come “set”. Since the ball was put into play, they can let the outcome stand if it advanced a runner or reverse it if an out was recorded.

That wasn’t so much a Hail Mary as just a really long post pattern. Yeah, I’m that guy. Fuck you, too.

There are early reports coming out of an apparent scuffle in the outfield bleachers. It would seem that Bill Belichick and John Farrell were jostling for position so that each could set up their cameras to record this historic moment.

Tony Kornheiser was suspended for commenting on Hannah Storm’s wardrobe.

That’s Mattingly’s response to questions about the Marlins’ popularity in South Florida, too.

Is she related to Barry Sanders? Cuz she knows how to spin the fuck out of any troubling situation.

If they vacate a game, the school and NCAA should have to reimburse ticket holders and broadcast partners, since they paid for a game that never happened.

Yeah well I’m trying to pretend that I didn’t just eat a whole sleeve of Oreos, but reality is a harsh mistress.

He’s out pretty late for a school night.

“You’re a dick if you come away from this thinking anything other than that he made a stupid drunken mistake.”

I drink (need to cut back) and have never come close to doing anything near what he was arrested for. The dude needs help.