Sounds like the Virgin Islands are going to get seriously boned by this. After that they’ll just be called “the Islands”.

Well, that’s it. I’ve gone through the eye of the storm. Gone to the other side of the looking glass. Crossed over. Whatever. However you want to put it, after 35 years as a Dallas Cowboys fan, I’m now actively rooting against my own team.

That’s nothing, the Giants hold a AAA outfield meeting every game.

I didn’t know they held AA meetings in centerfield at Yankee Stadium.

THAS DISRESPECCINT HE TREWPZ

It’s all in the Unwritten Rulebook.

Ah yes, the old “this guy hit a devastating home run that crushed our spirit and ended our season and pimped it a bit, so we will drill him with a fastball in his last at-bat of the season against our team to avoid further retaliation, and then punch him in the face (but not knock him down because he has too much…

Long story (and happy to share if asked) but here’s me drinking out of the Stanley Cup at a neighborhood bar in Glens Falls, NY in 2008. If asked about the best day of my life I would say the birth of my son, my wedding day, etc. etc., but honestly? I think of this just as much.

Odor? This guy?

The Rangers, you say?

police were called after Duffy fell asleep in his car in a Burger King drive-through.

I’d go there with you. Also I think they all cut an album in the vein of Kool and Gang.

Oh man, I inexplicably loved Billy Jo too. I remember telling my best friend’s dad on the first day of the ‘87 season that the Brewers were gonna run away with the AL East because of their rookie 1B. He looked at me like I was someday gonna be an idiot Deadspin commenter.

Is it just me, or does he look like an unkempt Dave Coullier in that picture?

This guy was a three-time All-Star and actually won the ‘87 AL MVP award. Pretty far from bad...

Billy Jo Robidoux, who wasn’t born on the bayou but rather in a dump of a town outside Worcester, MA, because he must’ve made it to the bigs solely as a favor to the public address announcer:

Kelly Gruber. Fuck it, he’s still awesome.

I wasn’t even a Jays fan but for some reason loved Jorge (sometimes George) Bell. Mostly because he hit 3 HR’s on Opening Day once I think.

Maybe nobody has ever liked him enough to give him a nickname other than “asshole” or “that dickhead.”

He should have went with “sticks”, as his number is 11 and he clearly has a third one up his ass.