I feel like such a prick for laughing as hard as I did reading this one. COTD.

The Steelers should send that picture to the Jets when they play with the caption:

With the caption “nice defense bro”

Jesus Christ. You’re going to Hell. And so am I for laughing.

The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.

He’s always had great stuff, but he’s been a mighty head case. I used to have a co-worker who said he must have something on the Autism/Asperger’s spectrum, and she loved him, but he drove her nuts.

Gary Sanchez couldn’t catch an STD if he were locked in a room full of hookers. It was like watching a catcher attempt to catch a knuckler.

Yeah, those poor, poor Yankee fans - they never get any breaks in their favor!

I had the misfortune of interacting with many Yankee fans during the game and all of them were whinging over the strike zone. A couple of close strike calls doesn’t change the fact that they couldn’t do anything against more hittable pitches either. Cleveland can’t shut up these insufferable pricks soon enough.

Can we just skip to the Cleveland-Houston series? Please?

trouble began when Barnes had an argument with another patron at the U.K. pub

“@BestFansStLouis”

This wasn’t even the Cubs’ B team tonight, since the whole team was probably hung over. It was the C team.

Oh shit, he pulled the first recorded “double Tebow”. Well, you know Ray, if you’re gonna do something serious, make sure to do it double

Thought the same thing. Dude has played football all his life, and he can’t tell that something is off with the pregame ritual?

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

The other day I was behind a truck with a “Love it or leave it” bumper sticker right next to an old sticker about impeaching Obama. Somehow, I think the irony was lost on the driver.

“I love America more than any other country in this world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.”

Your country is like your family: you can love it, and still be disappointed in it from time and time, and want it to be better.

Fuuuuuck yes. And that hand on the shoulder is something, too. Not as good as a kneel, but it’s a start. I hope this spreads, and spreads, and spreads.