I have never heard this censored.

I’d definitely like to buy Juror 59 a beer.

Juror No. 59: And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan.

“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”

I hate the Penguins as much as the next decent person, but goddammit, Phil Kessel is a national treasure.

The pinnacle of my manliness was driving my manual transmission car to LAX with my girlfriend, flying to Australia, and bombing out of the airport in my manual rental car, with my manly LEFT hand working the gear shift like a pro. I’m confident she broke up with me barely a month later solely because she couldn’t…

I would eat Britney over chips any day

Better make it an earring, then.

He struck out a lot but calling him shitty at baseball is another scorching hot take.

His NFL stats weren’t going to be eye-popping because he played baseball full time and was on a team with Marcus Allen. If he focused on football full time and didn’t get injured he would have been an all time great and I don’t even mean just at his position.

There were interesting characters on How I Met Your Mother? Where did they hide them?

Overrated as an athlete? Absolutely not. He may not have had out of this world stats but athletically I can’t really think of many comparable to Bo.

Bills fan here too! Did you watch the 30 for 30 on the Bills? I was stunned at the reception he got at the parade after the game...they freaking loved him and chanted his name. I think TV douches are the ones that perpetuated “wide right”.

Too many places over-drench with the red hot in my opinion but I generally agree. You mostly get a star for the Wegmans reference and the soccer style Bills logo!

One thing about fried chicken that I can’t understand: why aren’t chicken finger subs populr everywhere? In Buffalo you can’t go two blocks without a decent option for one (which probably partially explains the size of Buffalonians).

I’m a Bills fan so this is partially homerism, but couldn’t we please give one to Scott Norwood? How that guy hasn’t committed suicide is an absolute credit to his existence.

In the park no less. Did he bring his hammock with him or are there just a bunch of public hammocks in the park where he lives? I have questions.

I wanna be best friends with the stoned guy eating fruit in a hammock.

Local sports rivalries? The NHL has some great blood feuds. Islanders-Rangers, Oilers-Flames, even the Sens-Leafs. Lesson as always, hockey is better.

13. Getting hit by a car
14. Dan Marino