I think YOU may have actually just dunked on someone here, so let me just say.

Stop being presumptious. Shannon Sharpe was only found near the scene of a dunking, with a guy in his entourage hanging on the rim.

This requires a “hold my beer” meme. Will Little was envious of all the glory Gerry Davis received the night before with Beltre and needed his own moment in the sun.

My good man let me introduce you to the ceasar. The refined and cultured cousin of the Bloody Mary.

Robot umpires today. Robot umpires tomorrow. Robot umpires forever.

Did you look like that 2 years ago?

Not being allowed to argue balls and strikes is one of the dumber things about baseball.

Were you out all fucking night?

Little looks like every single white cop under 40.

Who doesn’t go see them play because of the Coliseum?

Maybe WetButt23 or KatyPerrysBootyHole can get us a scoop.

or just feeling a little bleu

Maybe Colby wasn’t getting enough cheddar.

“You’re absolutely right, Dante.”

In my head I started reading the block quote in Joe Buck’s voice, but after two sentences I got bored and read the rest in Vin Scully’s voice.

Everyone has a similar story about taking edibles and not waiting long enough for them to kick in. I have a few of them, one from as recently as last weekend, because I am a moron who does not learn from past mistakes.

I call bullshit on this story. There’s no way Joe Buck has a friend.

Christie tried going to a public beach, but the people from Green Peace kept trying to roll him into the ocean.

In America, we use words like “grit” to describe players who are willing to get dirty and like “captain” for those who will do anything for their teammates.

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released