She’s a white girl with a Thug Life bitmoji. I bet she has all types of cool thoughts and opinions. /s

Yeah, it’s a goofy looking thing that I’m sure is confusing if you don’t understand it, but her immediate incredulousness is hilarious to me. Like, did she really think at a major league baseball stadium during a major league baseball game there was just a sign for the Ku Klux Klan? Did she think the fifth inning…

It was Pronger, not 99 (the rumour was also total bullshit, but I wanted to end with a joke).

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

HE Ain’T coming back.

I would love to see him retire with the Pens as well. It doesn’t matter where he’s playing, though — you should absolutely rock that jersey; it’s a good one. I have the same one, which I’ll wear to games sometimes. I have a friend who wears a Jagr jersey occasionally from his time with the Devils. It would be fun to…

Ah yes, the gin and juice Pens alternate. Nice choice.

Someone once asked me what my all-time favorite horrible hockey hairstyle was. Asking me to pick just one terrible hairstyle is like forcing me to choose which one of my children I love most. By which I mean that it’s easy, because I love Jaromir Jagr’s mullet more than either of my kids and always will.

I would love this. I think the Pens should pick him up for this season with the proviso he retire after it. Then make it the Jagr farewell tour. Show his highlights every game, have ex-teammates show up and talk about old times, they can wear throwback jerseys from his early years with the team. Come on Pens, this…

This is a picture of a jersey for sale online. I own the same one, but unfortunately, I don’t take pictures of my clothes in case there is a relevant sports story.

Also, I want to be able to wear this jersey again.

came here to say this. Although nothing is stopping me from wearing that jersey.

at some point i’m gonna start believing that he wears 68 cause that was the year he was born and not cause it was the year of czech rebellion

That’s insane on about...well, 45 different levels.

sounds like the Panthers are going to mullet over before making an offer

He had to miss the celebration commemorating the 25th anniversary of winning their first Stanley Cup. He had a game that day.

Kind of surprising, since these days he is all business, not just up front.

I kind of really want him to end up with the Pens so he can retire there. Also, I want to be able to wear this jersey again.

Big deal, Gordie Howe played for seven years in minor league hockey while he was in his 80s, four of those while he was technically dead.

Good ol’ John “THE MAVERICK” McCain. Ben Sasse is definitely gunning for that title.