Sounds like he doesn’t give a goddamn about those pointy headed nerds with pockets protectors and materials science degrees from fancy engineering schools. What the hell do they know about building boats?!?!?!

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OH WAIT!!!! I forgot that gravity on Mars is only about 38% of Earth’s, so technically that means you can load this thing up to at least 2 average female adults. I’m sure the stale fish will be by shortly to give me more reasons why this is perfectly fine and totally how it was designed.

This. Putting $25k down isn’t a sign of wealth.

His payment is almost double my mortgage lol.

I hope, if nothing else, this story dispels any myth that wealth is synonymous with higher intelligence.

I wholeheartedly agree, but also not enough E-class AMGs in this list. The W210 E55 and W211 E63 at least deserve mention.

I think the mention was to point out the fact, that these cops far overstepped their authority, even on a very famous and well known celebrity. Which all but assures that their actions would get out to the press and the court of public opinion.

I had a landlord tell me to keep using a leaking dishwasher... I told her that I would be at her apartment (onsite management) bright and early to borrow her dishwasher... had a new dishwasher by noon the same day.

That may be so, but I would have my 1998 Jaguar XJR over it anyway. 

There’s no other answer. Shortest slideshow in Jalopnik history. 

He could be simply offering one of his existing children to her, but your take is likely the better one.

You’re right, I tried looking for it now and the only place I could find tire information was Tire Rack, the OEM option for the GT is an ultra-high performance all-season Pirelli PZero. The OEM BMW 19" tire is a Bridgestone Turanza grand touring all-season, so there’s still an advantage there.

Which it doesn’t look like this one has. So they’re testing a top of the line sport version of the Kia (which probably has performance summer tires) alongside a standard suspension and all-season tired 5-series which is also a bigger heavier car in a different segment.

Not an even test, the Kia is fully loaded with sport suspension, wheel and tire options but the BMW is a base 530i without even the M-Sport Suspension. The BMW also weighs more being a luxury car and was able to basically keep up with the Kia even with 35 less horsepower and would probably out-drive it if comparably…

Get out the vote. Check your registration. Mail in ballots especially. Skeletor Scott is bragging about yanking some 16k voters from the rolls. 

The Elantra N is a great car. But there are some things about it that most journalists don’t mention that prospective buyers should know. You’ll find most of these things on the owner forums.

You may be able to outrun a cop, but you can never outrun a radio.

It’s almost like the Fast & Furious Prequel is writing itself.