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Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades

VW should've been taking notes for the Golf for this. 

They exist: They’re called the Equinox EV, Kona EV, Niro EV, and Ioniq EV.

IF Musk actually opens the network up to other cars, there will be adapters readily available since there will be plenty of market demand. I’m not going to put off buying a whole car for what may amount to a $100 adapter part.

Exactly. Why the FUCK would you want to make your head and taillights worse at the ONE JOB they’re supposed to do?!

Lifting a vehicle to the extent that its bumper sits higher than a bumper of a typical road-legal vehicle.  This makes the road significantly less safe for non-lifted vehicles since the lifted vehicles no longer have crumple zones to help absorb the impact.  When combined with large, wide offroad tires, it compounds…

“Carolina Squat” is stupid, the whole “stanced” look is dumb (and not exactly safe either, right?), but I reserve my highest level of disdain for any vehicle with an excessively-loud exhaust and their drivers who insist on forcing everyone to hear their crappy vehicle and pay attention to them.

LED lights stuck into headlight housings meant for halogen bulbs.

Slammed cars. Not just low - tire wrapped 1" off the ground slammed. You want to bring it on a trailer (if you can get it on there) to some car show and drive around real slow, go for it. But if you have to drive 13 mph through my entire city so you don’t bottom out on anthills you need to make some adjustments to…

It’s also quicker, faster, corners better, and because of the flat floor, likely has better cargo room.

Not wanting to give a ++ to his counter, does it actually run? Like, could it be a daily driver? Or were they able to coax just enough for video coverage?

Or what makes it different than a normal semi truck carrying 150 gallons of diesel fuel? Which for the record is also a hazardous material that releases toxic fumes when burned, and doesn’t even need to be mixed with water first for it to leach into the groundwater.

I love Honda, but this Acura concept from 2006 should never have seen the light of day. Fortunately, their more recent concepts have been quite stunning.

Buick Signia. It just looks like it is saying “Please let me die”.

Don't forget irritation and risk of injury, those are tripled too...

I got COVID and didn’t die! It’s not a big deal!

No dislike here. The system is absolutely set up to allow people to take advantage of financial illiterates. Car salespeople specifically are trained to distract from the total price and only talk about payments, making damn sure not to mention that those payments will continue for the better part of a decade.

This shit. Bonus warning for those that do this in a couple pics but at least one clearly shows the plate. If you are this dense, I don’t want to give you money.

Why does the most “American Thing” have to be redneck shit?