Also terminally online here, too. All I can surmise is that at one point he owned a laptop?

Of course it’s necessary. Dems let this shit fester for years before they realize this was likely something they shouldn’t have dismissed as a joke.  

I’m actually feeling kinda optimistic about November...

Yep. Ol’ Phyllis was a contented woman because she was out at the lectern every night explaining how every woman except her needed to remain in the home.

Meh, Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo have been doing it since the 70s. 

I don’t understand how women like her reconcile the teachings that women are supposed to be subservient to men with their careers and powerful positions. Like, shouldn’t your husbands be the ones on SCOTUS and in Congress if you really believe all this bullshit?

These “ think of the children!” nutters are literally confessing to thinking of children. Every single time. 

Worse, their stillsuits have been incorrectly fitted the whole time!

Growing almonds in the desert without using any real water conservation techniques is a far worse problem than a few famous people keeping their lawns green.

Growing almonds is pretty wasteful but it’s a productive industry. Keeping a celebrity’s lawn green in the desert is not. I find it pretty hilarious that they’re installing flow restrictors instead ofjust letting these people pay a regular fine as the price of doing business.

Has any Kardashian anywhere ever done anything of socially redeeming value?

I’m no fan of the Kardashians or anything but focusing on a few rich people and not the industries that actually waste a whole load of water every day is pretty obviously a smoke screen. Close to 2k gallons used to grow a pound of almonds from what I can find, for example.

I find it both hilarious and depressing that some people think he could be a Democrat! He’s republican material thru and thru. Entitled, arrogant, has crude social skills and views women as play things and incubators. Also can’t shut up about himself.  Gee, who else does that sound like?

Yeah, sure... here he is trying.

Two days from now it will be reversed by another judge.

Lets get that shit on the ballot, pronto. We didn’t get that petition going for nothing. 

I would really love to never see another article about Musk except his obit.

100% Funny how things get weird when an oddball, bullshit religion essentially runs an entire state.

“Welcome to the congressional hearing on whether or not Hillary Clinton cut the face off a dead baby and wore it on top of her own face to look younger.” *gavel pounds*

Yeah, I found that hilarious/horrifying. For someone to say - out loud - that “candidate quality has a lot to do with the outcome”, as if it’s some odd exception to the norm, just stopped me dead.

Reminder to all that the correct descriptor for words emitted by McConnell is “burbled.”