This just in: Woman works for Evil, Inc. is aghast when she is used as tool for Evil and is viewed as slightly above scum by heads of Evil, Inc who are little more than dipshit frat boys.

no one should have to work in a hostile environment, but I am getting Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party from this.

... that dress was totally blue...

In a perfect world, a judge would read out his sentence, pause for effect, and finish with “not in Minecraft”.

No, no...I’m reliably assured it was Hillary’s fault for being shrill.

Don't fuck Florida. They will procreate.

Is it your junk?  I feel like it ought to be your junk...

I mean, who would heckle Bruce freaking Campbell?!!

Schafer “somehow avoids looking cheap or tacky?”
Guess we’ll have to agree to disagree on THAT one.

She’s collateral damage, like all those people attending weddings near the Afghanistan-Pakistan border.

They’re turning over a new leaf: less snark, more slideshows.

It’s a bit rich how derisively the AV Club writes about an organization that snarks on bad movies.

Imagine being proud that your idiot son isn’t smart enough to use birth control.  

Being a 36 y/o grandmother in waiting is nothing to be proud of, if anything it shows you raised your kids wrong. 

If only that was the worst thing Woody Allen was guilty of

If Josh Gad is the highlight we are all in trouble.

And I’ll never have that math problem again.

‘Funny as a high school textbook’ would have worked...the rain part is what lost me. 

You can throw them farther, too.

Sure, but fancy it up with the Susan B. Anthony silver dollars to show your support for women’s rights.