She will just use some other kids from Siemens until hers are up and running.

Ripping newborns and infants away from their parents?

Or, another thought is that she got pregnant and had babies knowing there was a 99% probability she was going to jail. What a pig.

Hey, North Carolina’s gonna North Carolina

The recently-fired teenager has already been invited to be the keynote speaker at this year’s CPAC.

“The insane woman was inside you all along” ...

...he claimed he just learned that his degree was in Liberal Studies after requesting his official transcript. “When I pulled my transcript to verify, I realized I was mistaken,” Ogles said in a statement. “I apologize for my misstatement.”

“we’re not for Medicaid expansion in Mississippi.”

“The Telegraph saying that the N-word has been “almost entirely expunged””.

Man in bookstore: “Gee, I was all set to read “Between the World and Me” by Ta-Nehisi Coates, but now I see there’s a new edition of “Thunderball.”

Plus maybe Fleming’s most notable non-Bond book, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Dahl also wrote You Only Live Twice, probably the most overtly anti Asian Bond film.

Ma’am this is an Arby’s.

Similarly, Garfield creator Jim Davis went on a disturbing, hate-filled rant about Mondays in a recent strip, which he then followed-up with an effusive essay about his favorite food lasagna.

It’s also completely stupid because the justice system is designed on purpose so that a minority can stop the majority to reduce the risks of false or unfair convictions.

Correct.  These are not friends, they are remoras.  They hang around Trump hoping that something falls off of him that can make them money.  They are sad and deluded little people.

Okay this all sounds buuuut hear me out .... it would be pretty cool to be able to start your stories with “When I was working as a sex cult lieutenant...”

Note the Republican Member of Congress for where this disaster occurred is playing politics. He’s blaming the Democrats for this disaster.

I now have the mental image of a kid getting the wrong "jungle book" and whistling Bear Necessitys and eventually walking out murmuring the horror the horror.

I figure that a vacation is a good excuse to get a fancy latte and a pastry out every single morning.