Wow. You can take the people out of the trailer, but...

Oh good. I was just saying the other day that we needed a new Palin family. And I’m sorry, but:

Were they greeted as educators?

I know right, I mean sometimes I just REALLY want a vole like right now.  I’m not strolling down to the vole shop to pick one up, I want it now dammit lol.

How many months old is Tim Scott? Can we have him aborted?

See also: Kentucky. Elect 2 assholes that vote down spending in other states, and don’t even take off their hat when they demand their state be taken care of. 

And that’s not the only time he perjured himself today. The other truly is *chef’s kiss*

There is always Bob Loblaw...

The slow pan to Jones lawyer had me in stitches...

I have been waiting for this lawsuit ever since the right rammed thru abortion restrictions and cited “religious freedom” as justification. The right only ever considers “religious freedom” to mean for their christian nationalism. Never bother doing their homework to look and find that, oh other religions have…

The Aristocrats!

The phrasing is that the *relative* amount is driving Griner’s choices: the sentence is literally she went to Russia because she earns so much less. It isn’t true.

“Griner, meanwhile, was playing in Russia during the WNBA off-season because the league’s players earn so much less money than their male counterparts”

Spoiled is certainly not the word I would call her but I do think that it absolutely smacks of privilege that she is receiving such heavy lobbying for release when there are several thousand people in our jails for the exact same crime who are not going anywhere - which none of you seem to recognize. Nor do you want…

Man I know the court is completely corrupted but how in the hell would you enforce this and get around the whole Constitution problem. I can talk about murder all day, there are a million podcasts discussing “how to get away with murder” how would “Abortion” speech suddenly be illegal?

Imagine a crossover with Captain Kirk and Sheriff Taylor. It would also have to have Spock and Barney.

‘Nug S’vohkehc’

No but I didn’t cover my nose so you may want to take a Covid test....

Well, I’ll raise my hand. It 100% scared me off drugs. But so did the story about Art Linklater’s daughter jumping off the roof and dying while on acid. Gullible kids come sit by me.