excuse me, i believe you mean, “THE diabeetus!”

i honestly thought that chrisley guy was gay.

actually, they were also right...i have remembered her name.

i forget who it is & am too tired to look it up but some comedian has a wonderful bit about what to say to those who claim to literally live by the bible - ask them if they eat shellfish & wear fabric of two different material & think we should still have slaves & stone people.

there was just a horrible accident somewhere where someone was driving the wrong way on a highway & lots of people died so...

it sounds like he did. the guy who took him down (ex-military) was so covered with the perp’s blood that the police initially thought he was the perp & put him in a squad car.

exactly.  why have drunk driving laws?  people still drive drunk.  let’s get rid of those annoying laws!

couldn’t happen to nicer folks!

booker can go fuck himself.

i don’t mind that she fleeced stupid, rich people but she endangered people’s lives during the trials her company ran.  she should be locked up for much longer but at least she got some jail time.

i am proud to say i am a coastal elite!

you read my mind!

“Our position is always that health care decisions are best made between the patient and her physician.”  well, that didn’t happen in this case, did it.

i also came here to advise all to watch “wwdits” for the correct answer!

i’m amazed he let people pet him. perhaps he was rehabed for an eye problem by people in the past which is why he is so calm around humans.

i understand this!

i got my ballot in the mail days beforehand, filled it out in the comfort of my home & put it back in the mailbox without having to even put a stamp on it.  so i had a lovely day going to work.

i tried an electric toothbrush recently and instantly became so dizzy that i had to lie down!  try explaining that to the clerk at the store while you’re returning it.

i tried an electric toothbrush recently and instantly became so dizzy that i had to lie down!  try explaining that…

neither of them are democrats, no matter what they call themselves.

i’ll take “deadwood” instead, you cocksucker.