sadly, they’ll pay a fine which is minute compared to what they have & that’ll be it. also, is “an ass like a wagon” a good thing?  asking for a friend.

“Is Jake (played by Chord Overstreet—insane name but fitting for someone who was last seen on Glee) a widow?” did you mean “widower?” or “window?” if you did mean “widow,” that would be a much more interesting film.  i’m stuck watching hallmark christmas movies every wednesday afternoon & i could write these things in…

i was in australia & they didn’t have 24 hour tv news so we had to wait until the evening news program to see it. it was weird being out of the country, i’m sure the australians were sad but it didn’t really affect them. i remember waking up when the clock radio clicked on & it was the top of the hour so the news was…

this will all be tied up in the court ala donald dump forever.  no one’s going to get a dime out of him.

nothing says “i couldn’t be bothered to think about what you might like” than a candle.  i don’t care if it’s the very best most amazing candle in the world, it’s a candle.  that you gave someone as a gift.  just quit right there.

nothing says “i couldn’t be bothered to think about what you might like” than a candle.  i don’t care if it’s the…

i only wish the massive dump had been taken on him.

i store my whipped butter at room temp in a covered glass dish in my microwave when i got tired of ripping things trying to spread it on.  works fine.  also, if you grate butter, you will end up with a big mess.

I misread that as “When he directed Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom, he channeled the misanthropic energy from his first marriage into its depiction of Willard Scott” & thought, “wow, i missed that part completely.”

i live on cape cod & frankly, i’d completely forgotten she was gay.

he’s going to win & she was re-elected so it’s a win-win for them.  others might hate them but their voters love them.  the problem isn’t the pols, it’s the people who put them in office.

for some unknown reason, one of my cats has recently become very upset whenever i take out the garbage. he knows i’m coming back in 2 minutes tops but he cries & screams & tries to bite my legs to keep me from going out the door. he won’t calm down until i return & sit with him & pet him. he doesn’t do this when i go…

i misread the headline as “I ate my dog’s emotional support animal” & thought, wait, what?

you’re wrong & you should feel bad about being wrong.

i hadn’t heard about that story so used your link, thanks. it’s not something i would do but i think it was the couple’s way of dealing with the news that a wanted child was certain to die soon after birth. that’s a crushing pain i hope you never have to deal with.  you really shouldn’t judge them. their story has…

their fb page is down - what a surprise!

so ball’s in your court, democrats - start making up some lie-stories about republicans of your own.  taking the high road ain’t getting you nowhere, no matter what michelle obama says.

i would like to believe in ghosts...but i don’t. why does your grandmother get to make contact with you but mine doesn’t? my grammy isn’t good enough to give a sign from the great beyond?  fuck you.

truthiness.

i don’t get the love for this sketch at all...but if you do...i hope it gives you great pleasure!

i just can’t anymore with minutia & trivia. it’s exhausting that so many people are trying to distract me with meaninglessness.  are others really getting worked up about things like this?