free market capitalism, bitches.

put your cat in the (cold) oven first!

on twitter, it was all about the fact that she left masked nyc for the unmaskedness of florida & equated her with ted cruz running off to mexico while his people froze in texas.

that’s extra.  oh, sorry, i was thinking of the rusty kind.

yeah, my heart bleeds.

i thought ron cadillac died on an earlier episode so i thought that last shot at the end was of the two of them in heaven.  heaven with waiters you can threaten.  perfect.

people who watch “reality shows” need to have their heads examined.  fans of this particular show contributed to this whole fucked up mess by their support.  of course, we can see the same kind of thing happening in the catholic church.  religion is so much more dangerous that people want to admit.

just don’t look...just don’t look...!

i know nothing about cars but it seems to me his first mistake was to buy a tesla.

i had to watch one of these movies yesterday with a client.  the horse barn was sparkling clean & overloaded with garlands, wreaths, light & bows because...(wait for it)...the horses like it!

i live on cape cod & believe me, you’re not opening a toy store on a wharf.

they freeze beautifully!

i was introduced to these at trader joe’s where they sell the O&H Danish Bakery kringle. they ship & they’re pretty good. probably too late for this christmas day but they’re yummy all year round.

i’m an old & i collected wacky packs!

i have a friend that once gave me a stuffed malaria germ.

misread that as “taco bell dogs’ mints” & thought, “hey, that was nice of them to make breath mints for dogs!”

only if Wizard Vagina is already taken.

just like when you hate politicians but the real problem is the people electing them, it’s not so much the duggars as the people watching the show, following them on social media, etc.  i keep hearing the simpsons’ song in my head - “just don’t look, don’t look!”

good for him - some surgeon in germany recently cut off a guy’s leg - the wrong one.