It seems every year, airlines shrink the amount of legume I get on an airplane.

If we still lived in a democracy, everything that’s come out would be enough to start impeachment proceedings so Trump can have his fair trial in the Senate, but since we’re a Banana Republic now, I guess not.

What’s funny is that MY religion (reform Judaism) says I’m not supposed to carry a pregnancy to term if it’s going to be harmful to me, because MY life is the one that matters more. So isn’t it impeding my religious freedom to deny me an abortion?

1) Gluten free cake exists. 2) May is Celiac disease awareness month - yay! 3) 1% of he population of the US has Celiac and we don’t appreciate being your lazy punchline.

Yes, Eminem is a good rapper, and he gets compliments from lots of other rappers. He is given extra points for being decent at something Black people invented and are expected to casually and easily be good at simply because he is white. When a white person has rhythm and can dance or can sing with gospel-flavored…

Yeah...no. Eminem is fine, but he is nowhere near the king of anything. The idea that no one could stand up to a challenge against Eminem is laughable to anyone who knows anything about hip hop and rap, especially those of us who are actually part of the culture.

Don’t worry Donald, some dudes are into a little waddle.

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I can’t believe I’m using this gif for a second time in only a half hour but Lil’ Kim...?

Thanks for the normalcy of this.

I think he knew the reporter’s last name and figured she was Jewish (I would assume Rosman is Jewish). JST is a ‘thing’, I’ve heard it all my life (I’m a Chicago Jew) but only from Jews about other Jews/themselves. It’s off to hear it from a non-Jew.

This is very near me. Before people jump to say, “Oh my god, MORE religious liberty nonsense?” this is actually quite a different situation. This area is almost always a mess; DC traffic is already a nightmare, but we have a lovely convention center into which tens of thousands of people pour into weekly on top of it.

Dude, I became celiac and didn’t lose any weight. Sure, I was malnourished and was struggling to walk up a flight of stairs, but I still was fucking fat.

Here ya go:

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I take the A line from Rockaway Beach everyday to Fulton Street Downtown and I see some fuckin stupid shit, like grown adults like these assholes having a heavy make out sesh at 7:10 am..for the entire duration of the ride, do you not have a home to do this in?...is the idea of commuting to work really getting you all…

Apropos: “Always that same LSD story, you’ve all seen it. ‘Young man on acid, thought he could fly, jumped out of a building. What a tragedy.’ What a dick! Fuck him, he’s an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn’t he take off on the ground first? Check it out. You don’t see ducks lined up to catch elevators to…