He didnt die due to eating a cookie. He died because he came to a sudden stop.

Neither one matches.

Liberty and Justice don’t give a fuck what you think, Texass public servants.

You are literally the devil.

Well, if we’re going by stuff researched on the internet, her initial punishment wasn’t nearly harsh enough. She is obviously a witch. They should have thrown her off a steep cliff to her fiery reward. Also, did you know there are shape shifting lizard people living amongst us, such as the QUEEN of England?!! Also, at…

Women who call other grown women girls and think that feminism is about referring to women as “womyn” are the reason I have a growing drug problem and an intimate relationship with my middle finger.

My dude and I had dated loooong ago. Freshman year of college. Then I dumped him for lame 18-year-old-girl reasons, and we lost touch. We both married other people who turned out to be horrible (in shockingly similar, really terrible ways. Like drug abuse and incest.) After we both got divorced, we found each other…

ooooh! I just woke up and asked my husband for the laptop so I can write this! Finally a story I can contribute!

My grandma was a total badass and trailblazer, and my grandpa was shy and sweet. Family lore holds that one morning he was heading out to do chores and she said “I thought I’d make us some cake this afternoon and have the pastor over.” He assents. She adds “...And then I thought while he’s here we could get married.”
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Diminished sex drive and impotence aren’t the same thing. But “I wish I wanted to/was physically able to” have sex right now are intertwined for a lot of people and I found it refreshing that he was speaking so candidly about some very ambiguous issues of sexual health and desire and his personal experience with…

TBH I don’t disagree with Jerry Seinfeld. I don’t think what he’s referencing is “killing” comedy (that’s an overdramatic characterization; if it was, then why do comedy movies draw millions, comedy TV shows draw millions, comedy specials draw millions?), but I think a specific type of collegiate thinking is creating…

I wish there was one in New York. I would go in and walk through the restaurant pissing on the floor. (Looking older has its privileges, like claiming to be an incontinent old lady).

Benchpressing other humans is the ultimate in showboating.

Gasiorowski, she says, “kept emphasizing the legs: ‘You’ve got a great body, but your legs?’” Finally, he told her she was “too muscular” to fit into the skirt, adding that it was “company policy” that it had to hang in a certain way, adding that the fit of the kilt mattered “over personality.”

I would like to know what kind of jewelry your daughter was wearing on this flight?

Reading it was embarrassing enough. I can’t watch or listen to it. I might die of referred embarrassment.

Of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One.

I’ve been active in the BDSM scene for more than 10 years, and while I wholeheartedly approve of petplay and such, there is no way to solicit consent from passersby and therefore it’s inappropriate. Whether you practice RACK (Risk-Aware Consensual Kink) or SSC (Safe-Sane-Consensual), consent is absolutely necessary.…