Sure. Blame Satan. Everyone blames Satan.

I'd love for my husband to wear one! God, men's legs are the bomb.

I've divorced that guy twice.

Apparently we've all been passing around the same one.

I'm so, so sorry you married my ex-husband.

I've saved myself the trouble and let myself go before marriage.

My kudos for your strength, and my sadness and sympathy for any pain or sorrow you have now or have had before.

I once had a really close guy friend (or so I thought) put the moves on me once after a night out at the bar. When I rebuked him, he said, "Oh, so you'll fuck every other guy except the one who actually gives a shit about you." I turned around and left his house without saying a word.

Hmmm... the term doesn't seem like the best to me. But not coming up with anything better.

I think of the friendzone as a deep, dark pit where I put guys who won't move on and accept that I'm not interested. The girlfriendzone shall be imagined as a lovely cafe/bar.

Don't take my comment as an overall reflection on Kotaku at all! The OP makes dumb comments wherever it goes is all I was saying!

Can you take some "remedial false equivalency" courses?

OP apparently crawled back to Kotaku, where it was making stupid comments over there as well.

Well, they kinda can't. It's biology. Dude.

There's never been an article about rape and sexism that doesn't have a hand wringing "what about the men, you mean old feminists!" type of posts.

Ah. I hope you enjoy your hair fish, troll.

WHO WILL THINK OF THE MEN?

Nope. Btw the OP claims to be a 17 year old male. I think he is just a troll.