Dude, we are not your therapist.

Well what did you expect from a bunch of silly girls? Shall we just sit here while you mansplain it all at great length? That'll be FASCINATING. Because this just seems like a long-winded attempt to get a pity fuck.

OK, so in addition to (a) a Nice Guy (b) Adolph Eichmann, this guy's apparently Shakespeare too (the fault, dear dickhead, is not in your stars but in yourself). FTFY

Oh deary me. A Nice Guy ™ and the Adoph Eichmann defence all rolled into one! Back off girls — I saw him first! Seriously, take the "huge part of your identity" and the sense of entitlement that goes along with it and go back to Reddit. Women are not pets that need to be "provided for".

And the Kardashian sisters are living proof of that.

OMG!! Hilarious!! (and I'm from Toronto). Nicely done Karina.

His balls haven't dropped yet. It's the only explanation.

On behalf of Canada, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for foisting this little fucktard on you. Our bad. Sorry.

I know, right? Even*I* can do better than that.

Who cares what those pin-dicked douchebags "think"?

I agree. I find it extremely satisfying that this gaping asshole will actually HAVE a gaping asshole once his fellow inmates have a go at him.

Turd in the punchbowl...who let him in?

Yeah, me too. Definition please. I'm scared to look it up lest I wind up on some watch list.

What do you bet this guy is all up in the MRA movement? Fuck this guy in the teeth (which will probably happen shortly in prison).

That's correct. I didn't mean to leave the wrong impression. And much depends on the employer. If you work for the federal government (or for a provincial government — I only know about Ontario) — you are laughing — they will generally top you up to 100% or at least to 85% of your salary. But it does apply to…

Yikes.

True. We get a year. Of maternity AND paternity leave. Even for adoptions. Paid. I love my country. I can't believe that there are places on earth that don't consider humane health care a basic human right.

HE HAS A COOKING SHOW?!?!? I wasn't brave enough to check it out in case, you know, he wasn't using kitchen tools to stir stuff with...