Doesn't every team need a batboy?

I'm a patriotic citizen. I strongly support America's military, and I support our police. They have difficult, often impossible, jobs.

Kinda looks like a puffy vagina.

"There will be plenty of dancing in Costa Rica tonight. It'll be done by a lot young nubile women in tight tops and short skirts. If they're not wearing skirts their shorts are going to be really tight, you know, so tight that you don't have to imagine very much. [breathing quickens] Okay, okay. [thinks of baseball]…

Sorry man. Next week I promise to write at least, like, six posts about how awesome it was that time a mediocre team beat a better team at home by not totally pissing away a 25-point lead.

Now if only they could make a keyboard that doesn't look so gaudy. For as good as their peripherals are from a functionality standpoint, most of their stuff looks like it was designed to resemble a can of Monster and it bugs me to no end.

Boeheim is a good guy, literally. My step mom is an alum and after the NCAA win we got to meet him at a sports booster banquet and the guy spent time with almost everyone at the event.

Boeheim and Syracuse fans are learning that a picture of ACC basketball referees can be seen in the dictionary under "incompetent."

Ennis got called for a charge a couple minutes ago. Boeheim just had the disgust wave towards the officials.

In unrelated news, Raul Ibañez just retired, everybody!

Probably a combination of things.

Oddly, I remember my uncle doing this same routine after he came back from Vietnam.

God said, “Take your son, your only son, whom you love—Isaac—and go to the region of Moriah. Sacrifice him there as a burnt offering on a mountain I will show you.” ...Then he reached out his hand and took the knife to slay his son. But the angel of the Lord called out to him from heaven, “Abraham! Abraham! I'm just…

Yeah, someone needs to get this kid to a doctor before he flushes any chance at a pro career. NFL teams are big fans of rookies who might decide to blow off three days of practice to hang out in a bus station or something.

Does it even need to be said (or, has it already been a hundred times)?

Who invited Mysterio to the party?

I took this picture during a women's basketball game on Pac-12 Network last month. Tanja Kostic played for Oregon State from 1993-1996. The game referenced in the caption happened February 1, 1996.

Tim Marchman is the Hipster Bayless.

Is there a version of this video where they're speaking English?

I kind of disagree. This looks equally shitty to the first three, but with dinosaurs. Dinosaurs do, scientifically, make everything better.

I mean, it's shit. But let's do the math:
Marc Walberg > Shia Lebeuff
Dinosaurs > No Dinosaurs
therefor Shit + Marc Walberg + Dinosaurs > Shit + Shia Lebeuff.

It's science.