"currently in alpha and officially releases next week." Who needs beta!

I remember when I was a kid and after I'd get sent to bed, I could always hear my Mom playing my electric football in her room. She must've scored a lot too, always screaming about the Lord and such. She never seemed to want to play me when I was awake though. Weird.

Let's see what else the Tonys had to say about it:

If the whole NFC East would adapt to Washington and make a theme of it...NY Sasquatch'em Gods, Philadelphia Soaring Cloud Riders & Dallas Palefaces with Thundersticks...this would give the proper respect this community desreves. And I have Injuns in my family, so I would know.

That's Herman Cain on his way to sexually assault Jason. It's purely a defensive shove.

I'm Herman Cain and I'm running for Presi . . . ahh

That guy is the head of player security. They're buddies.

"The funny thing about my back is that's its located on my dick."

I thought the same thing, and I called a guy about it. He said it would cost two hundred and forty dollars. I bought the pudding instead.

First thing I thought of.

the one time white students from Auburn probably will allow themselves to get close to students of color. Seriously, if I were a black athlete with talent - no way in hell would I go to any of the schools in the south - their sisters aren't allowed in the sororities but they are more than willing to just let the guys…

Ugh. Fixed it.

"has already threw"

Why the Russell Westbrook gif?

Jeez, Sam, you'll write this up but ignore when Carolina tried to hold Huey Newton Day?