Fascist agents of the dystopian corporate police state: They’re just like us!
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Damn. I never realized how much he reminds me of a (Dr Who) Sontaran. Stontar-ha, sontar-ha!
Well, can he?
It’s almost as if the entire Star Wars series is based on traditional story tropes and archetypes that are hundreds if not thousands of years old. Who would have thought!
I think this stems back to a very bad technical decision when they first created PSN, rather than laziness after. I’ve actually worked on online account systems, so I speak from experience. And I’m 90% certain that PSN was designed so that all account data uses the actual PSN name as the primary key/ID. The right…
I was playing Rocket League yesterday and saw the name, “Nicholas Cage Accent from Con Air”.... pretty sure that takes the cake for most random username I’ve seen....
As a former QA tester this was a great read.
As someone who was lead QA analyst for several years, this is one of the best written articles I have seen on Kotaku. Well done, Jason.
“died by suicide” has to be one of the sloppiest phrases I’ve heard in awhile. You commit suicide or you kill yourself. Suicide is a motive, not a method.
All I could think of while reading these texts:
That needs to be be a 4 game suspension at a minimum. What a psycho...
Dominic Raiola, the Detroit Lions center who has a reputation for being a prick, intentionally stepped on Bears…
keep reading the rules. When a ball hits the ground or a member of the kicking team, the fair catch is null and void and normal kicked ball rules apply. That was a touchdown. The refs blew the call.
Doesn't every team need a batboy?
I'm a patriotic citizen. I strongly support America's military, and I support our police. They have difficult, often impossible, jobs.
Kinda looks like a puffy vagina.
"There will be plenty of dancing in Costa Rica tonight. It'll be done by a lot young nubile women in tight tops and short skirts. If they're not wearing skirts their shorts are going to be really tight, you know, so tight that you don't have to imagine very much. [breathing quickens] Okay, okay. [thinks of baseball]…
Sorry man. Next week I promise to write at least, like, six posts about how awesome it was that time a mediocre team beat a better team at home by not totally pissing away a 25-point lead.