I never understand why baseball stops playing in the rain. Hell, I’ve played in leagues were we didn’t cancel unless lightning struck the pitchers mound. Twice.

Please save the “try again” snark; it wasn’t a challenge

YEP. Board shorts — even men’s, if you prefer the color/pattern/cut — and a cute bikini top in the style of your choice (which is pretty easy, as bikinis are so often sold as separates). SO much more practical and comfortable, and a good option for interesting/non-standard, without resorting to something constructed…

Years ago I started wearing board shorts, haven’t looked back.

Ummm, base salary for the USMNT is $0.

People who understand economics, and who understand that comparing the two based on their ability relative to their competition is stupid.

The people paying them probably do, given that’s where the money to pay them with comes from.

All of these exist with the sole purpose of being featured in instagram photoshoots.

If he dumps it early enough, it could hit the wall and bounce back into the freeway. Again, low, low probability but is still there. Dropping the bike mid air can and will change its trajectory.

I agree with you though, the speed that he took the jump in the video has probably close to 0% chance of that happening.

I get…

This is pretty dumb, right? Nepotism only applies when you’re doing the hiring, not when the family member already works there. If anything, father is the result of nepotism, not the son.

At least someone in DC is fighting nepotism.

“Is that an NCAA thing or a Georgetown thing?”

He did

“Textbook”

I’m okay with it, as long as “quick thinking and clever bullshit” don’t become part of the Cardinal Wa—*HURRRRUGHHH* I couldn’t finish that last part without vomiting.

I use a similar rationale to justify my golf game.

Is 2017 the year Deadspin writes nice articles about the Cardinals or something? I do not like this new Deadspin.

While Eldense have been bad all year and Barça B have been good, there was still something fishy about how exactly Eldense managed to lose by the joint-highest margin in the division’s history.

Screw everyone involved here. This is all so stupid. Keep digging in to hold on to that 4th place title NHL.