this is pretty cool, but a photo of you in the green silk ball gown is necessary.

WHAT?! You can’t tell us about the masquerade gown like that and then not show us! PICTURES, I SAY!

My sisters and I are just exactly like this. Except there’s 3 of us. And we’re not that beautiful. And we’re old. Damn our mom for not being Yolanda. NB: My sisters are pretty great looking though

It should be noted that Yolanda is (still) very proud.

Every time I saw “NYFW” I would initially think it said NSFW. I wondered why so much shit was NSFW this week.

“...because they don’t want government money to go into killing babies.”

And when he talked repeatedly about how we shouldn’t go around declaring war on everybody just because.

The only time I agreed with any of the candidates last night was when Rand Paul talked about the decriminalization of marijuana.

I said this over on the Gizmodo article, which is just slightly below Gawker Prime in attracting right wing crackheads, and will say it again here. Ben Carson needs to have his medical license stripped. he is a lying pandering jackass using fear to advance a political agenda, which is his right. But he then loses the…

In all fairness to Dr. Carson...a weak mumbling answer that failed to make a good point could be a description every time he speaks.

It was still a ludicrous answer (question?), especially since it was a pretty easy one and the real answer was “French toast.” I did get a chuckle out of it. Even though I get irrationally angry at time wasters and jokesters when it comes to Jeopardy, she seemed very nervous so I felt bad for her. It’s good to see…

I mean, if you go into Final Jeopardy with $600 it's a pretty safe bet you're not going to win, so why not.

I might know a guy

There’s a lot of bad contestants on Jeopardy (like, a *LOT*). If you’re going to go down, better to go down smiling than looking like an idiot. You are my hero, Talia.

I like her style. If you’re going down in flames anyway, the least you can do is have some fun during the ride.

“Jus so you know, I’m having a steak tonight. If I have to actually kill a steer, I’m doing it.”

Goddamn, that bartender was stone cold. How did he/she not recognize that this is the only situation in which alcohol should be readily available to anyone and everyone?

Instead of watching the debate I made chocolate covered pretzels with home made candied bacon bits and I feel like I made the right choice for me and my family (me looking at myself in a mirror)

“They’re for listening exclusively to hip hop.