He’s the hero Canada needs.

Heh. Welcome to my day. I tried to convince a lady that feeding her kidney-diseased cat an unbalanced raw diet not vetted by a nutritionist and not whole prey or appropriately supplemented was dangerous, and she told me that pet food companies pay for vet school, and we don’t have nutrition classes. I offered to show…

That's the point where you pull a Homer Simpson into the bushes move and be glad you've never mentioned where you practice.

Oh yeah, or pet boards. People on those boards have this dogma, and if you go against it, you must be an idiot, and they seem to love to worry everyone. I once tried to give a reasoned response to a lady who was worried about some fairly innocuous symptoms her cat had (FWIW, I’m a vet and have a special interest in…

The whole idea of “mom groups” kind of terrifies me. I hate the whole culture around parenting and children in America. Like, I want to be a parent someday, but I don’t want to be a “mommy,” if that makes sense. The mindset of most modern American moms seems very stressful and individualistic and all-encompassing.…

I have to laugh because I am not a parent... But I own/ride/compete in the horse world and frequent a couple of horse boards. Replace the kid terms with horse terms and it’d be completely accurate about those boards as well. I think it’s a function of getting passionate people together on the interwebs.

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.

Dating an alcoholic? No fun. Dating a guy in recovery? Surprisingly okay.

good.

I... I liked the Kroll Show.

Shitty false equivalence between an unbearable right-wing asshole who shuts down freeways for personal gain, and a military that rightfully requires people meet certain fitness standards.

She did a good job though, in that the stuff she said can stand the test of time. No declarations of eternal love, just like, “I like my new boyfriend, he’s nice to me when I can’t sleep”. That seems legit.

I thought the same! She was very tactful around her breakup with Will Arnett which made me want to know all the dirty details. I guess it just gives her room to do another autobiography now this one is dated (pardon the pun)!

I know him as “the Douche.” As in “Crazy Ira and the Doooouche” from Parks and Rec. Also he’s on the League. But to me, he’ll always be The Douche.

I wuv you!

I’ve posted this here multiple times, but it’s worth repeating;

See, I feel like that should really be in a class on how to get dates. Who wouldn’t want to go to a midnight showing of Office Space?

I met my now husband at work. I was alphabetizing the damn computer books when he asked if I wanted to go to a midnight showing of Office Space.

Right? I met my boyfriend in a bar, we got drunk and talked about Lord of the Rings. Then we made out.