I didn’t catch it, but I’m starring this just because I will love that meme forever and ever.

Sorry you’re feeling down. I hope you cheer up, buttercup! *hugs* I’m trying to lift you out of the greys, but I don’t know if it worked :/

You’ve doxxed yourself as a brunette with bangs, which is what I always pictured.

I don’t like that second book. I’ll never be as cool as any of those ladies and it makes me feel inadequate.

Totally off subject. But I am feeling super down tonight. Just really alone and hopeless.

I love it when people compare me to celebs, even if I disagree. Last year I got Lucy Lawless and Katy Perry. Feels good, man.

Did Jessica Biel murder a ton of puppies and babies? I don't really get all the hate that's being sent her way. She seems like a pretty normal, down to earth celebrity to me.

She has five films coming out between this year and next. Some of her roles have (Powder Blue, Rules of Attraction) have been offbeat and interesting. Biel is also only 33; if she wants to go back to school and get a Phd in theater studies or math, or take up marathon running, volunteer with the Red Cross or whatever.…

I’m only a very drunk person who though it a good idea to Jezebel before bed.

I once was told by a waitress that I look like Jessica Biel (I do not), despite my firm non-Bielesque appearance she got the biggest tip I’ve ever given.

Love her. Love the lips, the bone structure. The way she normAlly stays the fuck out of the limelight ? But Jesus what do I know. I'm only a very drunk person who though it a good idea to Jezebel before bed.

Depends on whether or not you’re squatting low or high bar, and at least a little bit on your own natural proportions. Generally speaking, with low bar squats you will be more bent over and your chest will be facing the floor (more than compared to high bar). High bar squats will be more upright, with your chest…

Your chest should be pointing towards the wall as much as possible. It’s unavoidable to point it down slightly when doing a low bar squat - as he is in the video - but your physical cue during the movement should be “chest up”.

Yeah, exactly. I’m bored as shit with this doubling down on anything anyone says anywhere. Being aware and conscious does not mean nit fucking picking every single thing that comes out of anyone’s mouth.

Even if you need the work!

#stopbeingreasonable

Sorry...are we supposed to hate Matt Damon now? Because I’ve never gotten the love for him, despite enjoying the Bourne films, but since this particular kerfuffle I kind of want to like him now, if only to say STOP JUMPING ON EVERY SINGLE THING EVERY PERSON SAYS WHICH MAY NOT BE PERFECTLY CORRECT ACCORDING TO…

For freelancing... I’ve already taken account of the project, and the regularity of work (or chance of repeat), and the level of friendship with the client, and adjusted my price accordingly to all metrics I consider relevant.

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