This is why we need to stop having children, world.

I love the complicated web of interdependence involved with streaming passwords. I pay for Amazon and Netflix, but share my Netflix with my parents. In exchange, they give me their HBOGo and the username/password to their Verizon account (which I can use to watch a lot of shows online that aren’t streaming through a…

I thought my BFF had changed her Netflix password while we were fighting and it extended our fight by about six months.

One of the very first things I did when my boyfriend I broke up was to change my HBOGo password. Fuck that fucking freeloader. (I did then have to give like 9 other people the new password, but it was worth it.)

Hah. For years the young ‘uns ripped off our netflix password and let is loose among their friends. Now they pay for HBO and we get to reverse that “sharing”. Bwahahahahaha!

I would like to take this moment to say thank you to my ex-boyfriend’s mother for not changing her HBO Go password.

I got hit on by a recruiter from LinkedIn. We were discussing a position that would be a huge step up for me and then he sent me this.

Yesssssss. When I lost a bunch of weight, a good handful of the consultants started making comments about it in my office. Any indicator that your coworkers (particularly your superiors) are viewing you in a sexual manner is intensely uncomfortable. Innocuous comments such as “That color looks nice on you.” or “I like…

WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE MEN WHO CAN’T GET LAID!

There’s always the town water tower.

For fuck’s sake.

it’s almost like i can’t use ANY social media platform to tell a woman she’s stunning these days, UGH.

I don’t see why not, it’s not like anyone uses LinkedIn for anything else...

I can’t say the same, but I can say she’s definitely growing on me lately and I am pleasantly surprised.

She’s a much kinder soul I am, that’s for sure.

I just love Kristen Stewart <3

You shut your mouth.

Ergh, I wanna be Ellen Page’s girlfriend!

“Yeah, I sold you the business now give me more money!”

Are you paying any attention to the actual plot at all?? Yes they are bad detectives — they’re fall guys, just like in that huge exposition conversation Ani and CF had??? You know???