Not enough fake gold plating everywhere apparently.

Direct quote from Admissions Director at top five school: “If we didn’t accept affirmative action candidates, we’d just accept fewer people.”

Your tragic gallery of oppressed, male whities is missing this one.

Yeah. How efficient can you make a tornado?

And this isn’t even the biggest story about Trump’s lies today.

I hope this is true, because I voted no. I’m miserable today (I was hit by a car while running yesterday!) and this thought has really just brighten my day immeasurably.

I thought Millennials were supposed to be total assholes, unless apparently they are GOP? See also Milo Yakalottapuss.

I was one of the loons who waited in line outside of my local MAC store. I actually got there about two hours before they opened and ended up being the first in line! I chatted with some nice girls while waiting for them to open and brought my headphones to listen to podcasts, and the time flew by. They had like 15…

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I literally am ok with this. No men in any positions of authority for at least 25 years. Sorry bros, times up.

How come nobody told me Liev Schreiber took his son to Comic-Con dressed as Harley Quinn??

You can come sit next to me and we can roll our eyes at these guys (it’s always a guy) together. Also- dudebro, HRC was absolutely crucified for proposing single payer healthcare 20 flippin years ago, that was brave, Bernie talking about it now is not particularly revolutionary.

I’d argue that Steve Zahn isn’t a household name, he’s a bit more of a “that guy” in the same way Dominic West was when The Wire started. I also think John Goodman should always be in everything ever.

Or, “If You Want to be President, Don’t Have a Vagina”.

I just want to say I am tired of how much shit this woman has gotten from the left too. I have an aquaitance and he LOVES LOVES to shit on her continously whenever we talk about politics. He has a complete inability to move on. He always brings up the election and losing was her fault and Bernie would have won and…

HBO ran ads for The Deuce with the Game of Thrones season premier, my whole family can testify that I saw it and said “They’re already remaking Vinyl?”

“All ears, nose and lips.” Perfect description.

Yeah - I must’ve seen her on a bad day. But I was in line behind her at Lucky Devil’s in Hollywood (burger joint) one night a few years ago and she looked shrunken and unwell. And dressed like one of the Olsen twins with layers of way-too-big dreary clothes. I mean, don’t get me wrong. I probably look worse than that…

Berenstein SHough cleared it up for me. We’re actually in the second Obama administration. Madame President Obama handled global climate change and has ended the American obesity epidemic through her fresh food initiative. She also, and this was truly amazing, reformed education and her example has inspired millions…

You find a planet like that, you let me know. I’ll fly us there and bring sandwiches.