Well, that IS what he’s most known for...firing people on TV.

Alright, here I am.

Nothing says “years of wedded bliss” like referencing a story that ends with “and then they both died.”

How about using the web/apps to learn things? You could start a new language, or do some simple coding, or study art history...

I am also done with grad school this week!! And running my first half marathon in about a year tomorrow !

Brag/accomplishment thread! My brag is I’M DONE WITH GRAD SCHOOL!!! I submitted the last of my coursework today! So to celebrate I made a peach-blueberry pie with tons of crumble on top and I’m having the most amazing burger rn. I put TWO slices of cheese on it because fuck it. Lots of wine. Brag here everyone! Let’s…

Say the words “radical Islam!” It means something!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 if you don’t say them, it means you don’t believe there are terrorists!!!!

The flawed candidate who got three million more votes and lost the Electoral College because of interference by Russia and the FBI. Whenever I got into, um, discussions with Trump supporters (or the Never Hillary crowd) and they would list her many flaws, my counter was always, “Yes, but her opponent is Donald Trump.…

I’m sure it’s been said a million times in the comments, but someone who voted for Jill Stein isn’t allowed to call someone “uninformed.” Jill Stein isn’t allowed to call someone uninformed. I hate Trump and all, but goddamn that candidate said some dumb shit.

Agreed.

Not unles FOX dumps the morning show FOX and Friends

This shit pisses me off SO much, because now all the people who tell you “Chiropractors don’t help you, you gullible idiot!” have one to add to their list of bad chiros.

Streisand wasn’t in Love Story. Was she maybe referring to The Way We Were?

Some lady told me that I should reconsider sleeveless tops because my arms are getting kind of “manly” lately. I told her that she should really reconsider telling other adults what to wear because it might cause someone else, someone not so fucking pleasant, someone not so just gosh darned interested in cake and NOT…

Shameless brag thread: I finished 2nd out of 79 women in a triathlon today! 

Only one day left until American Gods finally premieres!!!! I’ve been waiting for this for so long that I can hardly believe it’s almost here. I’m so excited!

I’m old enough and I LOVED a bunch of those “heartthrobs” but something about him just didn’t click. Give me Paul-Michael Glaser and his sweater.

I’d like my wife (a type 1 diabetic) to not have to choose between poverty and death.

I just read the decision and it is delicious. The Judge smacked down the Justice Department (and Trump) hard. And it shows that the DOJ can’t just get away with making arguments in court that are readily contradicted by the statements of the President. For instance, the DOJ had argued that the order was essentially…

The only real cure for people who will not believe the truth, and facts is to push them off of a cliff, right after you have pushed people like Alex Jones off of the same cliff.