Lol yes, because I neeever would have gotten raped, if only I had been comfortable with and able to shoot my boyfriend with a gun while he was taking advantage of me being passed out. IF ONLY.

You do realize I get paid to write on the internet, right? Like...this is my job? They pay me for this? It's AWESOME, thanks. But lol, have fun being a horrible human being and eventually dying unloved and alone, your last breath a desperate cry for someone, anyone to care about you. Lemme know how that works out for…

1. Tips are for service. Most people working in industry think it's a God-given right. It's not.

Hahahaha, you're a walking hemorrhoid.

After hearing your side of the story and weighing it carefully, I'm still going to rule that you are a huge piece of shit.

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.

Dude, no. You don't go to a Chinese restaurant and demand lasagna, do you?

I was serving a grandfather and his teenage grandson. The kid asked for a bowl of chili, at which point I explained that we were out of chili, apologized (why we as servers have to do this, I don't know, but we do) and told him the other soups we had available. The kid said, "But I wanted the chili." Ok, well,…

Did the woman provide written consent for the man to ejaculate in the first place?

Wow, that is mind blowing.

This is getting scary that you can be charged/prosecuted for having a miscarriage. If your body doesn't cooperate like it *should* and carry the fetus to term, be prepared to suffer consequences. As if you can even prevent a miscarriage or that a teenager would know what to do in that situation.

Finally, a Disney Princess post I give a damn about.

You know, I had this crazy thought.

Yeah. One of my white friends posted something about how people talking about Robin Williams should STFU because Michael Brown was murdered. I didn't feel like arguing with her, but seriously:

Robin Williams saved my life. His character in Good Will Hunting put my own abuse in context that real therapy couldn't. How good of an actor do you have to be to play a therapist and be so convincing that you help someone you've never met?

You know what I think? I think anyone who's never stood and stared suicide in the face should shut the fuck up. I think anyone who hasn't cried themselves to sleep and wake in the morning only to find fresh tears are already falling should sit the fuck down. I think anyone who doesn't understand what it's like to be…

What a surprise! It was somehow a woman's fault! How silly of us to not automatically know that!

I hate this shit. Punishment is a vital part of parenting, but this 'viral punishment' bullshit needs to stop. That's not how you build a future adult; that's how you tear down and humiliate a person you have power over and cause possible—and totally justifiable—lifelong deep-seated resentment. Also, I know nothing…

My all time favorite example of this was an acquaintance's mother who as VP was charged with buying a new fleet of vehicles for the company. She did some research, went to the dealership, did test drives and talked specks, and finally settled on a car, but before she could explained that she wanted a dozen of them,…

I got my first car after I graduated law school and ended up with a Nissan because I was treated similarly by a Honda dealership. I was leasing, not buying, and the sales guy straight up lied to my face about the amount of local and state taxes for leasing, telling me they were much higher than they were when I…