Seriously, I had this same teacher for a class about films covering the Apocalypse. For the most part it was cool, we got to watch classics of the genre like La Jete, the original Night of the Living Dead, 28 Days Later, Sunshine, etc. But then she decided the end of the world wasn't deep enough so she wanted to talk…

This is a bit of a cheat but I did completely want to stop watching Un Chien Andalou as soon as it got the eye-cutting part. Surreal horror gets me more than any other type and that combined with the ants in the hand and everything else just made me want to get up and wait the rest out in the bathroom. Alas I was…

You know in a Batman movie where the Joker is the villain he should absolutely be the big draw. He works best as a foil to Batman. But when it's an ensemble piece full of DC C-Listers it strains credibility that the Joker won't be able to wipe the floor with these losers. I mean the guy gives Batman a run for his…

Is it noon already?

Hmmm….erotic cakes….

Don't you mean 'Shining'?
Shh! Do you wanna get sued?

And that other guy, what's his name? Mumbly Joe…Bob Dole!

Letter misfires and lands in the ocean.

Can't believe no one's said him yet but Nick Offerman. Guy gets to work with the funnest cast of comedians on television (Aziz Anzari, Aubrey Plaza, Chris Pratt, Rob Lowe, Adam Scott, AMY POEHLER), is allowed to come on any show or movie he wants and just be himself (I mean he got to hang out with the freaking Muppets…

Nothing stands out that starts with an H but the Norn Stones are likely to show up in conjunction to Ragnarok or Baron Zemo in Civil War.

There's also the detail of a bumbling idiot being an hour late to a meeting they thought they were on time for and pissing off the clearly more dangerous criminal.

Honestly it'd be funnier if they kept Chris Evans but made it more audacious that it's happening with the goody two shoes Cap.

Oh Khan was exactly who I imagined when I was reading the book. Bummed he had to drop out.

Would the "Agent Formerly Known as Skye" be too on the nose?

Finished it about a week ago. It's a pretty breezy if gruesome read about frontier life if you've got a few days. It looks like they're taking some liberties to drive the "revenge" portion of the novel but the movie still looks amazing.

As far as music that makes any trailer automatically better just throw some Johnny Cash in there. I must have replayed that first True Grit trailer more times than necessary when it first came out.

After watching it again I realize that they stole the exact same setup for Dark of the Moon but with the Apollo 11 mission instead of the Mars Beagle. Which shows how much Michael Bay loves coming up with new ideas.

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

I was just wondering what Fozzie Bear had to do with this.

It's called the human seal. You know, when you dip a midget in baby oil and then glue flippers to their hands before locking them in a port-o-potty?