If they don’t call this “When Joker Met Harley” I’m in no way interested...

You like fiction books too?

"This is a nation of Belushis."

I always though Anthony Hopkins could really nail…oh, right…

It's just a flying saucer Ed, we gotta go!

The Laketown Master. Greedy, fat redhead with an absurd comb-over?
Though Smaug does share his love for everything gold…

He better get one fast or he'll be out there swimming around and freaking out his whole family.

You know he used the cold gun to make sure it didn't burn his tongue like it ALWAYS does…

It was revealed that ALL of the Toymen except the original were faulty robots made by the original.

Two Georges actually.

It's America's favorite fighting Frenchman!

Well the mom and the wolves is Danny's version of Bruce Wayne's parents getting shot. Him punching the dragon is more like Bruce watching a bat fly through his window and deciding on putting on the cape and cowl.

*Unrolls newspaper*

Maybe, but that wasn't really a kung-fu role, which you need for Iron Fist. I suppose he did a lot of flips and twirls in the Star Wars prequels but I'd rather have someone who can be more lighthearted to contrast the rest of the Defenders ultra-grimness.

This is the only Marvel story where I'm actually excited to see the origin story play out. I mean Danny Rand starts out by punching the heart out of a dragon and gaining his Iron Fist powers. Everything after that can only go downhill.

"No! Bad!"
*Hits Man from the future on the nose with a rolled up newspaper for suggesting Hayden Christensen*

Something, something "toads and lightning"…

Stefon.

I'm actually glad they used such a nothing character like Doomsday. This movie is already so jam packed that it would be a waste to put someone like Metallo, Parasite, or Bizarro (the BEST Superman villain) in the role when they could carry a whole film by themselves. Just give the heroes something big, gray, and…

Exactly! I'm no Doomsday fan but the joy of seeing the Trinity team up to fight him in the theaters would wash away a lot of the bad feelings from the previous movie. Now it's been underwhelmingly revealed on an episode of Jimmy Kimmel.