Could they climb up stairs though?

My cute robots go with me everywhere.

My cute robots go with me wherever I go.

So, you're criticising somebody's cultish personality obsession?

Oh FFS Gizmodo - why don't you just suck his dead cock and have done with it?!

Welcome to the Legion of Happy Green Robots!

But if they stuck an Apple on the back of the case, it'd suddenly be magical, right Giz?

Yes, you're entirely right *shakes head in pity*

That's because Android isn't Apple.

This does not increase my regard of him - in fact it decreases it even more.

BIGGEST screen. HIGHEST resolution. FASTEST processor!

Cue Giz explaining how fragile devices with smaller screens are "better".

Long story short: he was an arrogant sociopath who only cared about success - Woz (and others) did most of the actual work.

Compared to the top Android hardware it was already more than 6 months behind the curve at launch.

Never mind the whole "children and porn" excuse - WHO TRUSTS THE GOVERNMENT?

Like all religions, it's not taken The Cut of Jobs long to move from idolatry to persecution.

For people that don't live in old France, 73 inches is 1.85 metres.

This mawkish deification of a ruthless capitalist is sickening.

iPhone 4S killer?

"Quite well, actually"