Pffft. Books about ladies can’t be harrowing tales of what war does to a man. To his very soul.

“I know you are, but what am I?” Nice, real nice.

Bless your heart.

Mo-Leicester City?

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.

Hahahaha wah wah wah. Bye.

Bickell is toast too ..which I don’t mind

Or film Mighty Ducks 4.

What is remarkable about this team, I think, and what has been the case since 2009 has been that they have a remarkable difficulty level of losing. The only time I have seen them park the bus on an elimination game was in 2012, and that was after 5 straight overtime games. Every other time someone, whether it was…

Emilio Estevez can go back into witness protection now.

God high school kids are dumb.

I’m sure Megyn will have some tough questions for them like “how are you and the kids doing? It can’t be easy being so gleefully attacked by the liberal media and the gay extremists.”

Is this supposed to be some sort of adoring gaze? My dog looks at me like this when I put him in the bathtub.

I really hate them.

This will be the biggest soft ball/pander to the foxnews crowd interview of all time.

YOU’RE out of control.

#NotAllPrinces

But Lennie Small could say, “I done a bad thing.”

It’s pretty fucked up that this guy’s being given all the responsibility for this. I mean, just look at how the victim’s dressed.

Look, I hate FIFA, I hate Blatter, but fixing a match by booking an Italian for diving is genius.