Reverse DDT into a figure four leg lock
Given that he’s a native of Trinidad and Tobago, then it’s probably likely he is used to getting advance warning and prepping his “care package” for the authorities.
Clearly he’s perfect for FIFA.
Russia and Qatar seem pretty upset by the arrests. Not kidding, 100% serious.
MLS/USSF have their hands as dirty as any FIFA executive.
If you told someone to come up with the most absurd response one of these guys could come up with, it would have fallen short of this. This is a gift from the gods.
I’m pretty sure that’s actually the guy who’s sending the Nigerian prince emails.
The level of stupidity in FIFA is astounding.
Who are his supporters? His family...friends? Because I’m taking it a lot of people are asking the question “Who the fucks this guy?” That said with a Jersey accent by the way.
“Good day to my viewers on Warner TV.” Is this a thing? Please tell me it’s a thing.
His attorney, Jackie Chiles, clearly has a keen knack with media manipulation guidance.
I hope he chooses to represent himself in court. I see shades of Bob Loblaw.
Sure, laugh now. We’ll see who’s grinning when Warner’s Nigerian prince wire transfer drops.
Now I see why they never started using Bitcoin.
So he invest all his graft money in bat guano futures?
Pffft. Books about ladies can’t be harrowing tales of what war does to a man. To his very soul.