I think this is only round 1. Feds have to play the indict and flip game with these guys and THEN it might get really interesting.....

The NBA has been serving mostly hot garbage since Jordan retired.

Assorted human rights violations

Okay I didn’t see this movie or read the book, was there a vampire-related reason that they had a creepy Renaissance-baby-Jesus instead of just a kid?

brb never sleeping ever again

Michael Garcia, a former US attorney, spent two years of his time compiling a report on the bid at FIFAs behest, which they then buried. I’m assuming it all started there

especially given the fact that apparently Chuck Blazer flipping was instrumental in this

lol

Even though Blatter isn’t on this initial list there’s a decent chance they get a bunch of these guys to flip on him, no?

That’s a very chill raid.

En route.

Great. Now I want a ham and mayo sandwich on pumpernickel bread.

Number Of Days Since Someone At ESPN Said Something Abso-Fucking-Lutely Insanely Stupid: 67 0.

If you think that’s bad, you shoulda seen Coca Cola tweeting out Mein Kampf a few months ago.

For fucks sakes, this is 7 years away, can’t we do something.

To be fair, Brazil was behind on construction due specifically to family funerals.

“The heel must actually touch the plate, which his did not.”

What a fantastic waste of time. He hit a ball 400 feet with a stick, okay? Who cares if he missed the plate by an inch. You can tell the MLB is very dedicated to shortening these games.