remember these?

My favorite happy meal “toy” was not a toy, it was the plastic bucket the happy meals came in on special occasions.

For people who insist on their ultra-customized hey-look-at-me orders...

STICK TO BARFING IN BAGS!!!!!!1!2!!!!!!2!!!1!!

This is awesome! And now I’m hungry despite already eating, time to order Dude Where’s My Car? style. “And theeeennnn?”

That header bar at the top is how I found SO many interesting articles on the other sites that I never would have seen otherwise. I’ve really missed it. Same as you, a sports or car specialty site would never hook me on its own, but cross posted to Giz, I read SO MANY articles I never would have thought would interest…

GMG was/is the one corner of the internet where I’m NOT afraid to read the comments. It’s been a good 10+ years, guys.

How am I going to know how hilarious the Williams Sonoma catalog is? I’m certainly not reading it. What’s happening to Drew???

I don’t give a shit about sports but I’d read great articles on Deadspin constantly. I don’t give a shit about cars, but I was frequently exposed to great reads on Jalopnik because the sites are all connected. I’m not black but I’ve read some amazing content on The Root. I can only assume other readers are like me,…

Jizz Jim is going to have to pry Drew’s annual Williams-Sonoma holiday catalog review from my cold, dead hands.

Been told to stick to women, huh?

Just let us know where we can keep reading you whenever they decide to fully nail this Deadspin coffin shut. So disappointed as a long reader. Your articles about Trump are almost the only media I can bear to consume on the subject anymore. You, Lauren, Drew, Laura and all the others who don’t “stick to sports” are…

LEY YOU MOTHERFUCKER IF YOU GET FIRED WITHOUT GIVING ME MORE BEARS I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN RIDING A MOTHERFUCKING BEAR.

Just looked at the clock and realized will know within the hour if it’s curtains for Funbag or we’ll have one more to peruse before it’s all said and done. This could be a sad day.

Man I love this piece. I’ve really loved visiting this website and reading amazing not-sports content such as this for years. As it turns out, most of us live and interact with a world that is not-sports, and Deadspin has offered some of the finest not-sports writing that I’ve had the pleasure to enjoy. I sincerely…

Coinflip on whether they turn the lights out before it hits or not.

Those are Very Good Boys and Girls. This is excellent Content, but I think it might be better with less sports?

This article is very good. If your bosses ever shut you down I do hope you and some departed Deadspin and Gawker writers will set up some sort of worker-led site funded through subscriptions or Patreon or something. I would pay $15 a month or so to read your columns, which I have to imagine is more than my page views…