There is a brewery in Dimondale, Michigan called Dimes Brewhouse that has a smoothie sour beer called Fru-La-La. It is odd, and not beer like at all. It is also delicious. 

My sister makes something like that that is some kind of jello, sour cream, walnuts, and cranberries. Maybe something else in there. Nasty. My mom used to make it. It is a Christmas “salad”.

We have Pistachio Fluff on holidays. Never called a salad. Pistachio pudding mix and crushed pineapple with cool whip, mini-marshmallows, and maraschino cherries topped with chopped pistachios. It’s way too sweet, so I like to add a dollop of good stiff cottage cheese to let the savory balance out the sweet.. Wife…

This summer we’re moving to Chicago, and though I know it currently holds the crown of Best Food City in America,

Now my Midwestern Grandma used to make an overnight salad we all loved: Peas and Cheese Salad. It was basically peas, cheese, and mayo, left to sit overnight so the flavors could meld. Unlike the SNL sketch though, hers sat in the fridge vs on the radiator.

And New Glarus beer I hope

Would I go to a bulk candy place in BOSTON’S NORTH END?  Fuck no, there’s a shit load of cannoli thanks to the real Italian bakeries.  The ones that do the huge variety of cookies.  

Of the three remaining candidates with even a small chance to win the nomination, Biden is the youngest!

If your heart is with Warren, vote for Warren. Period. This attitude has been hurting Warren all along, and we’ve literally only had voting in 4 states, none of them especially large.

and at least give me some hope that a Biden presidency would at least -try- to get some useful policy passed.

There’s actually a worse possibility: it’s Bernie who gets the plurality, but Biden who gets the nod.

This has been pointed out to Jez writers before but they conveniently ignore it because it doesn’t fit their irrational-hatred-of-Pete-Davidson agenda. Nor does the fact that with his mental health issues, it makes sense for him to have a close relative living nearby. 

I think it’s important to note that Pete lives in the basement of the house he bought for his mom, not just “his mom’s basement.”

I think that looks very much like somewhere a single 26 year old dude would live. Hell, it was even cleaner and better organized than I would have imagined.

I read through all of the comments and did not find a single request for fried apple pies at McDonald’s.

She ended up getting arrested and was charged with “disrupting police services,” which serves as yet another reminder that this country criminalizes everything, and also that we each have our own definition of what constitutes an emergency.

Especially given all of the security measures in place, I would think it would be a very difficult thing to pull off just once, let alone for over a decade. It’s an interesting story for sure!

The orange shakes take me back to Batman Forever and the pog collection from McD’s (I got the whole set!)

Orange shakes too!