Oh come on, Drew would clearly capitalize some of those numbers.

When I want to stick to sports, I go to The Athletic and read beat reporters.

I like reading Deadspin because you don’t stick to sports. I used to spend a lot more time on Deadspin (and its sister sites) because of Splinter. I also find your management’s memoryholing and gaslighting to be insane.  I’ve never seen someone put themselves in such a deep hole only to keep digging.  It’s clear they…

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

This is obviously made up. Nearly every version of that woman (and her male counterpart) that I’ve worked with does not smile. Her spirit is broken, just like her body. Younger employees should look at her and see their futures.

I am going to forget what you said about Springsteen and be diplomatic. Can we both agree that David Bowie should not be #1 on this list?

Approved

Chicken Crispers.  Perfect mass produced comfort food.

Best all-u-can-eat is crabs.

Yup, my little brother pushed carts for a large chain last summer and he was occasionally required to help customer to their cars as part of his role. He was expressly forbidden from accepting tips.

If you want to understand the depth of dysfunction in this country and the true cynicism and ignorant assholery of our fucking MAGA-dominant culture, just read through these comments. Stop bragging about how proud you are to not tip service workers, who have to deal with dickheads like you every single day. You are…

Its not really just a taco bell thing. Every food commercial ends with prices and participation may vary. Alot of these restaurants are independent franchaises so while its in their best interest to participate due to increased foot traffic, they dont HAVE to participate. This particular situation probably happens…

While I totally accept that there is a difference between raising an animal for food vs. a pet, I don’t think it does any harm to remind people that meat comes from somewhere. I know we have many in the comments here talking about growing up with farm animals, but that is not the experience of the majority of people…

Exactly this. “Food” animals and “pet” animals are two very different things. I will eat cow, but I will not eat a cow I’ve raised as a pet. That is a pet, not food.

Are You Being Served? !!! Glorious 70s outfits! Innuendo! Farce! Everything you need! Arch gay jokes that sort of veer to homophobia but don’t cross the line (too much)!

Thank you, cancer doctor! And please become a regular around these parts. I get so many medical stories and not enough time to research them, plus I’m not a doctor and all that jazz. I always find and link to the studies these fantastic claims stem from, and love qualified analysis in the comments section. (also,…