If I ever answer a facetime from a friend and up pops the face of a Statie, my friend better be dead, because if not, he’s about to be. 

This looks dope as shit. My 12 year old lost her mind because Iam an awesome parent and let her watch the original last year.

On the show, he would say, “I love you just the way you are.” One day I said, “Fred, were you talking to me?” And he looked at me and he said, “Yes, I’ve been talking to you for two years and you finally heard me today.” And I just collapsed into his arms. I started crying. That’s when I knew I loved him.

“Most men think this is what sex is”?? That is ridiculous. Most men reading this are horrified.

Shut up, nerd. I’m going to get blacked out and start 2018 off how I came into the world. Emerging from a black void, crying, confused, hungry and looking for a titty to suck to make me feel better.

Here’s my hangover cure:

This is an alright idea. An even better one would to be to freeze everything your guests are supposed to use; drinks, food and toilet paper. They will think you’re super cool.

And not a little one, either.

What kind of torture is this? I want a drink now!

I hoard lots of stuff, but most of my consoles I’ve packed up in their original box along with games and set outside, letting people help themselves to it all; I live in an apartment complex where most people aren’t super well off, so hopefully someone was made happy... *shrug*

A point you may be missing is that hydrogen weapons are easily scaleable, and an adversary could simply dial up the yield until highly destructive EMP effects *are* achieved.

You are the Man! Thanks!

What about dad-anger? Does it offer any relief from dad-anger? Because if I step on one more fucking Lego, I swear to God I’m going to burst into flames.

Mushrooms are not plants, but yeah there can be variations. How ever they tend to be fairly constistant. The issue I ran into with LSD was some times you can run i to an apology such as a 2c-x variant or other “research” chemicals or even the paper could have been dipped unevenly. There where time I would take uniform…

been microdosing for about 1.5 years now with mushrooms. I started with LSD but found the effects to far to inconstant. Most likely due to quality control of the LSD than any thing else, but once i switched to mushrooms from a solid source I started to notice the improvements. I don’t plan to stop any time soon and…

That’s exactly what I thought. Typical BBQs I go to, the grillmaster is putting freshly grilled burgers/cheeseburgers on a plate, not a bun, so folks can then dress them up as they choose. So of course you need to melt the cheese on while they are on the grill.

Ain’t nobody got time for that!

I’m partial to the story of when he was on the Mets and saw John Olerud wearing a helmet while playing first base and said “When I played in Toronto, there was a guy who played first base while wearing a helmet”. Olerud replied. “Rickey, that was me”

I suggest you shoe them out of your life! I mean, give them the boot! Clearly, they have no sole. What’s more, they’re not in-step. : )

I suggest you shoe them out of your life! I mean, give them the boot! Clearly, they have no sole. What’s more,…