10k on a KO might make sense, but on a 2nd round KO might be a bit overzealous.

you know why I like this, like really really like this? because now anytime anyone give me shit about how much my breville one-touch cost I can say fuck you at least I didn’t spend $500 on an ice maker! actually I already usually say the first part and I may buy this thing for fun too. the idea of filling a tumbler…

As someone who is slightly colorblind, this is by far the most confused I’ve ever been about what color a team’s logo is. The gold looks brown, the red (is that seriously red?) looks brown, and the gray looks green.

My dog would tear the bottom off those bottles the moment he realizes there’s kibble in there. No pawing a them or looking for a weak spot, just straight up violent destruction and instant gratification.

“...but the kind of person who actively seeks the breed out tends to be a, hrm how to put it nicely, an unsavory/undesirable type of person.” I don’t know. What part of me is “unsavory/undesirable?” My penchant for correcting peoples’ grammar? My graduate degree? My middle-aged whiteness? My instinct, right now, to…

I’LL TAKE OBVIOUS BIAS FOR 500, ALEX.

That’s not a credible website.

I do. Doc martens.

As an alma mater of NJIT, I know that the university is very open about renting equipment and even reserving gym space for activities. We have a lot of middle eastern and asian graduate students and a lot of them love playing badmitton. So they banded together and got badmitton times scheduled and help setting up the…

And if you want them a little on the crispy and not as bitter side, salt them after spiralizing and pat them dry.

I broke my dobermans this way. When the come to be pet, I enthusiastically give them loads of lovin ... Petting, belly scratch, behind ears etc.. But the second they lick, I would stop, then push them away with a hard shove (enthusiast 75 pound girls require more push than little dogs). We simultaneously give a strong…

Wheelies should be learned first by practicing how to dismount from the back of the bike while still holding the handlebars after popping up the front too far...best to learn how to dismount and get that muscle memory right so when you by accidently overpower the wheelie and flip backwards, you land on your feet and…

Next step is to learn bunny hops so we can clear stairs and handrails. Like this:

Right, but these are lifetime amounts. Roy Blunt has been in national office for 19 years. His total averages out to around $3200/year, or $266/month. For a lot of people that’s essentially a cheap car payment or a utility bill.

The most impressive part of this story is how low the numbers are. The most expensive wouldn’t even cover a high end Chevy Suburban.

We just go outside and grab a big ole aloe vera plant leaf :)

Not the first fuckup involving bad owners and MSG.

shes definitely awake if her legs are still crossed

The strip club: where fans are deliberately placed to where they can potentially interfere with the play.... then get kicked out of the strip club for interfering with the play, as if the possibility of it happening never even occurred to anyone before.

Small nitpick - "amount" is used when the thing being measured is continuous - a gallon of milk is an "amount" (also, use less and more). When the thing being measured is discrete (ie: countable), like the number of options - then "number of" is used (also use fewer and greater/more).