The grille seems to have survived relatively intact. 

It’s hard to imagine outdoing all the other spineless craven cowards who loyally served the Trump administration, then wrote tell all books for self profit, then went right back to pretending Trump did nothing wrong, but Meadows is making a hell of a try.

They were going to call it Revenge Of The Hogwarts but changed it at the last minute. Revenge Of The Hogwarts posters are among the most sought-after collectors’ items.

Presumably “Pyramid Scheme Plaza” was already taken.

Enron Field is much better, I agree.

Hey, stop whaling on the guy

It was a real slam lunk.

I was fishing for groans.

How cod you?

Even if you think it’s crappie, I bet there’s salmon out there who lakes it.

Erm, it says in the same paragraph, “And it is very little fun to play.” And then dedicates paragraphs to saying why. It’s weird you missed that.

It’s like a novelization of a Buzzfeed listicle written by Harry Knowles and Douglas Coupland. I hate it so much. 

This is a Roland Emmerich movie.

Goodnight Moon II: The Revenge

It’s a Lizardo clone - he’s been trolling Gawker for years.

Even without this story, just watch Strange Days.

In the meantime, watch Strange Days.

Get this: they’re just in your head. In your hea-a-ad.

Coming soon...

if the Yamato washes up, i hope it’s made into a spaceship.